Hung The Fuck Over

1st -I'd like to just say FUCK YOU: Tia, Laurie, Jarvis and Gerald. 2nd-Don't drink the maragritas at Panchos in ATL on a tuesday with attorney's 3rd - I did decent on my first Middle weight fight 4th- Up until this morning. 5th- I am fucked up in the office. that is all.

I'm the hottest nerd YOU know.

The other day i was priviliged to watch some guy drop to his knees in awe of me at the local Comic book store. While I am perusing the shelves for my favorite comic book, the clerk ( dumpy white dude, mid thirties in a dingy plaid shirt) asks me did I need some assistance. I kindly declined and kept lookin'. To which some umm ungodly grimy looking guys says," What did your man send you in here for, hunny?" He very easily could have been wolverine, for real. At this point, I'm looking around to see who he's talking to, cuz I KNOW i don't look lost. So he repeats himself, to which i respond, I'm looking for the latest set of Hunter Killer from Image. He laughed at me and said my boyfriend had no taste in comic books. Now, those of you that no me (yet still don't bother to comment, and you wonder why the last blog got deleted) think that i would: A. Rip this guy a new ass. B. Slap this ho. C. grin and walk away D. Regale him with my knowledge of comic history Well...it was C, i told you he looked like wolverine. But I wound up talking to the grody dude at the register, because he said i really did look out of place in my form fitting Sisley suit, hair in a knot , flawless MAC makeup , Jimmy Choo pumps and a hand full of comic books. So i break it down for him, how I game, RPG, LOVE ANIME, collect comics and have a 2nd degree black belt in ShoRenRyu. By the time our conversation wrapped up, the store full of cynical nerds were sitting around like storytime in preschool. One of these guys is just googly eyed to the point where i'm no longer comfy, so as I take my leave to my uber cute convertible, they migrate with me, waving and shit. eek. Well, just sharing my queen of the nerds day. Come to find out, that I'm the girl that all of my gamer friends looked over for the trollups, until i get married. Because as I share this story with them, they are all confessing years worth of crushes on me. Who knew, the niggas that roll up in my house lookin any kinda way , talking about skanks around me like I could possibly get a run at them, even knew that I was a girl. Other than my handle of course, "Princess".

I told you bitches we didn't do it!

--- JonBenet Ramsey's Daddy.

Fuck You, exclamation point.

Life's a bitch and then you die. I'm on a rat wheel with no bottled water and no real way out other than death. Nothing I choose to do goes right and despite my living for the day and no one elses opinion but my own ( which is a crock of total bullshit adults tell kids), people never fail to put a big ass boot down and ruin what little joy life can muster. People don't hesitate to ask you to do some impossible shit ( and they know this shit is unrealistic before it leaves their crack coated lips), they expect for you to get it done, but have no intentions of helping you our with practical shit. It's like runnning a fir gauntlet nekkid. I am not in a disney movie, and elves and dogs aren't coming to my rescue. It's official, folks will say ANY FUCKING thing to me. So I'm fighting back. I am now the fucking war mage you don't wanna run into on oblivion, the bitch on her rag you meet at the check out counter, the bill collector that won't leave you alone on a saturday. FUck you, cuz you all have no problem fuckin' over me.

...And all she got was probabtion?

This mean looking muthafucker cut off the tip of her son's tongue, and all she got was like 180 days in jail and infinite probabtion. This is ridiculous. What is this saying about our legal system? THe judge wouldn't say why the lady isn't underneath the jail but says the 6 year old boy signed an affidavit that he doesn't want his mom prosecuted and the dad doesn't want her in jail. Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Come on now, does something sound wrong with this scenario. I've heard of washing a kid's mouth out with soap, a backhand, a whooping, but never cutting out their tongue. Goddamn Don't take my opinion for it though. On another note. We can kiss those AOL CDs that inundate the mail good bye! AOL is going free, people. YOu can now reclaim any old email address you once had and resume AOL IM again. They lost my ass to Yahoo, but I suppose if they didn't piss you off too much cancelling your account back in the day, then you'll be migrating that way.